- *me and dad watching season 4 of Gossip Girl*
- Dad: Wait, she and Dan kissed?
- Me: Mhm.
- Dad: Humphrey?
- Me: Yup.
- Dad: The poodle from Brooklyn?
- Me: Exactly.
- Dad: And who is this guy?
- Me: Louie. The prince, she met him in Paris.
- Dad: And she wants to be with him?
- Me: Yes.
- Dad: So, she's not with Chuck?
- Me: Nope.
- Dad:
- Me:
- Dad:
- Me:
- Dad: EXCUSE ME, BUT WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
(Source: blood-wings)
(Source: die-calories)
(Source: g-u-i-l-l-o-t-i-n-e)
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
(Source: darkene)
(Source: fuckbarbieiamperfect)
Sarah / Poland / If I had a world of my own everything will be nonsense






